The years have not been kind to my body: hair falling out, waistline expanding and I have tennis elbow (and that’s without playing a single game). What I have lost in the hair department, however, I have gained in experiences. There are a number of classic situations that even now when I tell them, make me laugh so much I almost pee…
There is the vasectomy story featuring ‘slasher’ De Sousa, the punting incident in Cambridge, the spa bath incident in Budapest, rock ‘n’ roll stories featuring Black Sabbath and New Order and the fried egg impression – it goes on.
So depending on the audience and the event, I can cook up something that will do the trick for you.
If you are interested in booking me for a talk, please fill in the contact form.
“From the feedback we have been receiving, everyone thoroughly enjoyed your presentation; your slides were fantastic. So many thanks for making the day so successful.”
Odette Baker
Marketing Manager
British Sub Aqua Club
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